You’re not welcome at all to my crappy page. This is my first post. It’s probably my last. What the hell do you care about my opinions anyway?
Buy this crap, because you need it in your life and the site looks snazzy, right? Consumerism forever. Why is this here? Well, it's important that my site is as nauseatingly commercial as possible, so I went out of my way to make it so.
Because media is cool these days, or something. Streaming latest codecs and blah blah whatever, yeah, we do all that too. Password? if you're a friend, maybe - who knows.